miniature miniature golf</a> <link rel='stylesheet' href='http://arsonism.org/devaney/ndxz-studio/site/sample/style.css' type='text/css' /> </head> <body> <table align="center" width="500"> <tr><td> <h3>miniature miniature golf</h3> <p> <small><i>after Philip Whalen</i></small></p> <p class="p3"><i></i><br></p> <p class="p1">I cannot accept miniature golf</p> <p class="p1">And I refuse not to play,</p> <p class="p1">Or let you stop me from playing.</p> <p class="p3"><br></p> <p class="p1">The bonsai tree lives, the old Huffy bike,</p> <p class="p1">My Citizen's watch, this plasma screen.</p> <p class="p1">I will not leave.</p> <p class="p3"><br></p> <p class="p1">The drawbridge is up</p> <p class="p1">The gate is down. A genius kid</p> <p class="p1">In seven states; ridiculed in the rest.</p> <p class="p3"><br></p> <p class="p1">Oh Wildwood, New Jersey—</p> <p class="p1">Oh Seaside Heights—</p> <p class="p1">Old Faithful Fountain of Youth!</p> <p class="p4"><br></p> <p><i> Thomas Devaney</i></p> </body> </html>